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May 17, 2012

He should have been born with a vagina.

whywebrokeupproject:

I gave you my heart… And that still wasn’t enough. You were a joke to our college friends when remembering how badly your ex treated you. Cheated with your best friend and still wouldn’t sleep with you even after you took her back. You had money and that’s what she wanted. I wanted your heart without a price tag but that was too much.
You told me last week it wasn’t fair to me that you still loved her.

Truth is it wasn’t fair to me that I was was giving amazing sex to a sorry excuse for a man. You have no pride, and should have been born with ovaries and that is why we broke up.

P.S: you will realize the independent fox you lost, and that will be why you two break up.

What the fuck is this?

“You have no pride, and should have been born with ovaries and that is why we broke up.”

…because having no pride makes you inferior, and ovaries… oh, I see what you’re saying here.  You’re saying ovaries are inferior too! Because only those without ovaries are allowed to have things like pride and strength and be manly! I get it.

To be honest, this guy sounds like he was alright.  Breaking up with someone because you don’t think it’s fair you’re in love with someone else is kind of… honourable? (Assuming you’re both monogamous, that is, which this seems to imply.)

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April 20, 2012
fuckyeahhistorycrushes: Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace (10 December 1815 – 27 November 1852), born Augusta Ada Byron, was an English writer chiefly known for her work on Charles Babbage’s early mechanical general-purpose computer, the analytical engine. Her notes on the engine include what is recognised as the first algorithm intended to be processed by a machine; thanks to this, she is sometimes considered the “World’s First Computer Programmer”.[1][2] She was the only legitimate child of the poet Lord Byron (with Anne Isabella Milbanke). She had no relationship with her father, who died when she was nine. As a young adult, she took an interest in mathematics, and in particular Babbage’s work on the analytical engine. Between 1842 and 1843, she translated an article by Italian mathematician Luigi Menabrea on the engine, which she supplemented with a set of notes of her own. These notes contain what is considered the first computer program—that is, an algorithm encoded for processing by a machine. Though Babbage’s engine has never been built, Lovelace’s notes are important in the early history of computers. She also foresaw the capability of computers to go beyond mere calculating or number-crunching while others, including Babbage himself, focused only on these capabilities. Wikipedia Fuck YES Ada Lovelace.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace (10 December 1815 – 27 November 1852), born Augusta Ada Byron, was an English writer chiefly known for her work on Charles Babbage’s early mechanical general-purpose computer, the analytical engine. Her notes on the engine include what is recognised as the first algorithm intended to be processed by a machine; thanks to this, she is sometimes considered the “World’s First Computer Programmer”.[1][2]

She was the only legitimate child of the poet Lord Byron (with Anne Isabella Milbanke). She had no relationship with her father, who died when she was nine. As a young adult, she took an interest in mathematics, and in particular Babbage’s work on the analytical engine. Between 1842 and 1843, she translated an article by Italian mathematician Luigi Menabrea on the engine, which she supplemented with a set of notes of her own. These notes contain what is considered the first computer program—that is, an algorithm encoded for processing by a machine. Though Babbage’s engine has never been built, Lovelace’s notes are important in the early history of computers. She also foresaw the capability of computers to go beyond mere calculating or number-crunching while others, including Babbage himself, focused only on these capabilities.

Wikipedia

Fuck YES Ada Lovelace.

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January 27, 2012
dermagraphique: fuckyeahtattoos: Dark Mark by Kurt Fagerland This was brought to my attention via link submission a while ago as a “cool take on a dark mark tattoo”. I agree and especially like the brightness, textures, and style of the snake head. This is the most badass Harry Potter tattoo I have ever seen.  Wowza.

dermagraphique:

fuckyeahtattoos:

Dark Mark by Kurt Fagerland

This was brought to my attention via link submission a while ago as a “cool take on a dark mark tattoo”. I agree and especially like the brightness, textures, and style of the snake head.

This is the most badass Harry Potter tattoo I have ever seen.  Wowza.

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January 03, 2012
ilovecharts: -hrhughes This reminds me of a girl I used to live with, bless her.  We all learned pretty quick to check the toilet seat and give it a wipe in case she’d been in there earlier.

ilovecharts:

-hrhughes

This reminds me of a girl I used to live with, bless her.  We all learned pretty quick to check the toilet seat and give it a wipe in case she’d been in there earlier.

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November 20, 2011
fuckyeahchubbyfashion: I just LOVED this outfit so much I had to submit it. I’m terrible at taking these full-length photos though, so pardon the shot.  I’m a US 16-18.  The sweater is Gap (XL) Skirt is H&M  (L - it’s basically a piece of jersey fabric) Socks are my boyfriend’s Leggings are Everlast (XL) Boots are Dolce Vita for Target (size 10) And yes, my phone is a TARDIS. I WANT A TARDIS PHONE! How do I get this??

fuckyeahchubbyfashion:

I just LOVED this outfit so much I had to submit it. I’m terrible at taking these full-length photos though, so pardon the shot. 

I’m a US 16-18. 

The sweater is Gap (XL)

Skirt is H&M  (L - it’s basically a piece of jersey fabric)

Socks are my boyfriend’s

Leggings are Everlast (XL)

Boots are Dolce Vita for Target (size 10)

And yes, my phone is a TARDIS.

I WANT A TARDIS PHONE! How do I get this??

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November 19, 2011

whywebrokeupproject:

I was love with my best friend and you never figured it out. It was so obvious. Despite the general inertia of our relationship, my bittersweet loathing of your stupidity eventually overtook me and I had to break it off.

Uh, did I write this in my sleep or something? This could definitely be mine.